My greatest weakness: Puppydogs playing with a Frisbee half their size. I just have to surrender to them.

My greatest strength: Parkour. You may take the stairs, but I conquer them.

If I were an automobile: I would be Optimus Prime. All the fury and power of a semi truck mixed with intergalactic awesomeness. And I could walk every now and then when I get sick of driving.

If I were to have superpowers: Just want to fly. It's a power that is also an escape and entertainment. And I would finally find out what muscle Superman flexes to go faster.

 

Here's my resume: Call me, tweet me, text me, friend me.